Bacon Salt (Yes It Is Real, Now Stop Pinching Yourself)
May 12, 2009 by Charlie
Filed under Last Minute Gift Ideas for Him, Unusual Gift Ideas
Behold the remarkable invention that is bacon salt! The perfect gift idea for…well just about anybody who loves the taste of bacon, and is not okay with being dotted with molten hot bacon fat daily.
Not only is this product kosher, fat free, and meat free but it also tastes exactly like bacon. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves pork rinds but hates the stigma attached to the crispy product. You can instantly turn socially acceptable popcorn into a comparably pork flavored product similar to the rind.
So cower in fear no more of your $.99 cent addiction, no longer shall you eat your unholy pork chips in a darkened corner! Bacon Salt will set you free! Plus you have not lived until you have covered your Hershey bar in Bacon Salt. I mean, it’s the perfect gift for any father with a discerning and refined palette.